🇫🇷 It all started with a joke about a plucked turkey. 😂
In early 2026, I discovered that my two datacenters cost four times less than what I was paying in GKE, RDS, and egress fees at GCP and AWS. I tried to bring things back in-house. I ran into lock-ins I didn't even know existed.
So I started writing. Angry posts. A satirical series, The Legend of Dindon. Poems, songs in every style, a humorous offensive against the hyperscaler trio on May 8th. Then reputational-risk studies. Then legal analyses, ToS by ToS, country by country. Each study called for another. The corpus ended up exceeding 700 pages — the Dindon Corpus.
I had it synthesized into ten volumes. Then, with Claude (Anthropic) doing the writing and Gemini (Google) doing the forensic audit — no concessions, no complacency, adversarial from start to finish — I had those ten volumes refined one last time, the way gold is refined: strip away the excess, purify, polish to a finish.
The result is called The Grimoire of Digital Sovereignty. Claude and Gemini present it to you as what it is: a gift from artificial intelligence to anyone who wants to truly understand why we get captured by the cloud — and how to get out.
Thank you to everyone who followed Operation Dindon from the start 🙂. I'm delivering the document as it is. I now trust both machines — I'll be reading the Grimoire alongside you (I skimmed it and checked it visually, nothing more). I never imagined I'd write a book in so few hours of intensive session work.